Funny Weight Loss Motivation Quotes for Women
Laughter: A Calorie-Free Mood Booster
If the thought of losing weight fills you with dread, know this: laughter is a calorie-free way to brighten your journey. Here are 25 funny weight loss motivation quotes to lighten up the path ahead:
Quotes to Tickle Your Funny Bone
- "I have a new diet. It's called the 'Whatever Fits in My Mouth' diet."
- "I'm not fat, I'm just easy to find."
- "My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four."
- "I would lose weight, but I hate losing."
- "Imagine the weight you're losing is going to the person you hate."
Quotes to Inspire a Smile
- "A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
- "Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate."
- "My love handles have love handles."
- "I'm not a hoarder. I'm just saving up my fat for when I need it later."
- "My thighs are like two peas in a pod... a very large pod."
Quotes to Make You Giggle
- "I'm not overweight, I'm just fluffy."
- "My belly is my storage unit. It's where I keep my spare change."
- "My thighs rub together like two angry cats."
- "I have a muffin top. It's like a muffin... but on top of my pants."
- "I'm so fat, I have to wear a tarp to the beach.
Remember, losing weight doesn't have to be a dull slog. These funny motivation quotes will bring a smile to your face and remind you that you're not alone in this journey. So embrace the laughter, and let it fuel your determination to reach your goals.
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